Seu cheirinho...
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we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.



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Jennifer Lopez recreates Super-Plunging Versace Dress(L:Grammy Awards 2000/R:Bronx,N.Y. Concert 2014)
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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl  (via thewastedgeneration)

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When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way



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"So who’s the cabron that’s makin you cry, mija? We just wanna talk to him"

Omg mi tio beto and my gang banging cousin.
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when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group


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we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that