Seu cheirinho...



*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

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people who eat really healthy always seem to go out of their way to let you know and it’s like! buddy! if you love carrots so much then why don’t you just marry them!


basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs


do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

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This just touched my soul 👌

Damn. Palabras que pegan

"Thank you young people for shouting what your parents and I silence out of fear"
“Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.”

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